Ohio State Has Hired Bill O’Brien… Like, On Purpose

I do know, proper? Like what?! A part of me needs to slap this meme on a billboard within the coronary heart of Columbus.

Michigan hasn’t performed in a pair weeks and but they’re nonetheless notching W’s. Your response to the crew up north ripping off a 15-0 season and a natty is to rent… Invoice O’Brien? BILL O’BRIEN?! WILLIAM JAMES O’BRIEN?! (the O, in fact, stands for his chin dimple)

Look, Invoice O’Brien is a effective particular person to rent in the event you’re effective not profitable championships.

Have a look at that stat and check out to not let your chin dimple scrape the ground. The 2 best head coaches of all time, and he simply so occurred to be on their employees within the years they DIDN’T hoist trophies. That’s unbelievable. That’s like sitting within the reside studio viewers of Massive Bang Concept throughout an episode the place they really stated one thing humorous. Like what are the chances?!

However anybody who’s tracked Invoice O’Brien’s profession, this could come as no shock. It is a man who had a 24-point lead on the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs simply 4 minutes into the second quarter and one way or the other was trailing at halftime. Oh, and proceeded to surrender 41 unanswered factors on the best way to a 51-31 loss. However hey, it’s not like he was taking part in in that recreation. However when the Texans added GM to his workplace nameplate, he did proceed to commerce Deandre Hopkins for a damaged paperclip, a half-eaten Tootsie Roll, and David Johnson. And I’m fairly certain it wasn’t at the same time as a goof. I don’t know what number of instances groups want to check the Invoice O’Brien experiment earlier than realizing he doesn’t make packages higher. The dude has a black gap planted firmly on his chin, and what do black holes do? THEY SUUUUUUCK!

Don’t get me unsuitable. I’m a blogger. Not a Buckeye. I’m not a fan of Ohio State. I’m a fan of Content material U. So I like the transfer. Do I believe it’s dumb as hell? In fact. However we crave dumb as a result of we’re dumb. So hell, why cease there? Carry again City Meyer when you’re at it. And allow them to each dot the “I” each week. Welcome to Columbus, BOB!

O-H! N-O!

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