30 years in the past right this moment, one of many biggest human beings to ever contact a soccer got here sliding out of a womb that I can solely think about was the scale of Mammoth Cave. That was the primary gap Derrick Lamar Henry Jr. ever hit. And now, 30 years later he has a whole comedic sports activities weblog that calls itself The #1 Derrick Henry Fan Website On The Web™, the place, for years, we now have churned out a lot Derrick Henry content material. Together with numerous breakdowns. So to honor his birthday, in what could possibly be his final birthday as a Tennessee Titan (we hope not), we determined to gather all of these breakdowns into one weblog.
So look, with you being again at work this week and it being so chilly outdoors. You may as nicely procrastinate and watch a few of these. Issues are gradual anyway. Knock out the previous few hours at your desk job by watching Derrick Henry at his. Watch him piss throughout defenders (metaphorically after all) and mark them as his territory. It will be disrespectful to not. And he deserves your respect and time.
BREAKDOWNS
(in chronological order of creation)
BONUS CONTENT
Right here’s a tune (and its remix) that we wrote about Derrick Henry! Bump this at your subsequent tailgate!
And a street journey we took earlier this season to see the King play in particular person.