The Usher Super Bowl Halftime Moments, Ranked

They solely approach to boost practically two hours of a boring, poorly performed first half of soccer is with a 15-minute Usher Las Vegas residency for a halftime present. It feels unusual to be within the age vary the place all of tradition now feels the necessity to pander to your nostalgia, but it surely’s right here. Generally it is powerfully insulting. At different instances, like final evening, it is enjoyable.

Usher placed on an excellent present, however extra importantly he placed on a really Usher present. He’s as reliable as a homecooked meal at your mother’s home. Equal components ridiculous spectacle and show-stopping romanticism, Usher’s tour by means of the music of the 2000s was thrilling, even at moments when it ought to’ve been somewhat cringe. That is simply as I keep in mind the 2000s themselves, so it labored. Listed below are the very best moments of the present, ranked from finest to most finest.

23. Tron-mode will.i.am

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It is not unhealthy sufficient that he ruined music within the late 2000s and early 2010s by bringing R&B/hip-hop into its EDM period, will.i.am now reveals up right here because the bootleg barbershop DVD model of a Tron character throughout “OMG.” This man seems to be just like the worst villain ever in Prepared Participant One.

22. Sparkly outfits

21. Acrobats

20. Trapeze artists

19. Showgirls with peacock feathers

It is a Vegas present and the Vegas-ness is true up entrance and heart. So many sparkles concerned on this present. When you begin sporting sparkly Rollerball outfits, I believe I’ve to attract the road.

18. Jackson State marching band

Since Prince introduced out Florida A&M College’s Marching 100 throughout his halftime present, it seems like a variety of artists have integrated HBCU bands into their reveals. This can be a nice improvement, however sadly Jackson State is not FAMU so they don’t seem to be larger on my record right here. Shout out to all of them the identical, although.

17. Usher ballads

I get it, however we’re right here to get together, to not revisit childhood heartbreaks that will or might not have been soundtracked by “Burn.”

16. “Flip Down For What”

No period of time can go to make me miss this godforsaken tune.

15. Alicia Keys’s missing note

The place on the earth did you go, observe? Why did you not arrive on time for Ms. Keys to seek out you? She even appeared stunned when she tried to succeed in you throughout “If I Ain’t Received You,” solely you have been nowhere to be discovered. You’ll be able to’t go away your singer within the lurch like that, please come residence! Oh wait … they found you after all!

14. “U Do not Have To Name” choreography

13. “U Received It Dangerous” choreography

Do I’ve very vivid recollections of coming residence from faculty and watching these movies on 106 & Park or TRL and attempting to memorize your complete routines in my lounge? Had been these recollections woke up throughout these moments in final evening’s present? Cease asking so many questions!

12. “Love In This Membership”

The rendition of this tune utilizing the marching band might be the very best that monitor has ever sounded to me.

11. H.E.R. guitar solo

Very significantly, the most popular she has ever been in her profession up to now.

10. Usher serenading Alicia Keys

9. Usher taking his shirt off

Usher, you want to calm down—the NFL has a behavior of punishing individuals who get too attractive! Cease it!

8. Jermaine Dupri’s Victorian-era second

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Have a look at this little man! Is he the principle character in Tyler Perry’s Oliver Twist? This Üter from The Simpsons-ass outfit. Who advised him it was OK to put on this? Who do I must thank?

7. No cutaway photographs of Taylor Swift within the luxurious field

I might’ve guess my complete life financial savings on response photographs of her dancing with Ice Spice and Brittany Mahomes within the luxurious field. As you possibly can see, I am not the very best at playing.

6. Curler skating

5. Pole dancers

4. Swole Lil Jon

Traded in crunk for beneficial properties. My man seems to be good, I am pleased with him.

3. Ludacris and his American Gladiators go well with

Properly, nicely, nicely, look who confirmed up, outfit ridiculous, within the membership trying so conspicuous.

2. Beyoncé stealing Usher’s thunder

An pointless Verizon Tremendous Bowl business and releasing two new songs in the course of the Tremendous Bowl was definitely a warmth test, however most likely did extra to distract from Usher’s coronation as a legend than from the sport. (The songs are advantageous.)

1. “Yeah” because the closing quantity

I known as it, but it surely was apparent they have been gonna finish with it. And on an evening full of doubtful playcalling, it was the proper alternative. They A-City stomped and thunder clapped their approach into the historical past books.

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